Sunday 24.08.08; 10:10:10

And then it was now.

Monday 11.08.08; 20:29:17

Rice and daffodil DNA just don't splice. Haven't you heard the song?

Sunday 10.08.08; 15:54:32

I AM CONFUSED. I AM CONFUSED. (At least I know one person will get my reference.)

Wednesday 06.08.08; 20:18:11

Chinkie trees are the new Hershey Bars.

Sunday 27.07.08; 20:22:58

This should've been said earlier but... Happy birthday to my French friend Sebastien :)

Sunday 27.07.08; 19:16:10

I wish friendships really WERE just as simple as knocking out a fully grown mountain troll.

Tuesday 08.07.08; 19:01:22

JACKIE IS A CHAMPION.

Monday 07.07.08; 22:46:40

(On the topic of my French friend Sebastien)

Gareth says (10:36 PM):
What does he smell like?
Cheese and red wine?
oosh says (10:36 PM):
no
Gareth says (10:36 PM):
Eiffel tower?
oosh says (10:36 PM):
cheese and red wine would be awesome
Gareth says (10:36 PM):
Id wanna lick his armpits if he smelt like that
And if he didn't shower often itd mature into blue cheese and port which taste even better
Oh god why am I salivating

Saturday 05.07.08; 21:34:34

I earnt $120 today by playing with a remote-controlled dinosaur.

Friday 04.07.08; 15:18:21

Yesterday's breakfast consisted of alcoholic porridge.

Wednesday 25.06.08; 20:57:30

For the purpose of being able to pay out Sebastien, "imaginate" is a word. (HEY SABO! ha HAH!)

Sunday 22.06.08; 18:49:11

Happy birthday to Seanni. :)

Tuesday 17.06.08; 21:29:37

MY LEG FEELS BETTER.

Monday 16.06.08; 17:41:55

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY.

Monday 09.06.08; 21:32:14

Baby, I sometimes find it odd. You've got to climb the statue of the demon... TO GET CLOSER TO EGG.

Thursday 05.06.08; 14:31:59

My French friend Sebastien has a racial harmony Zephen and a reverse empathy penis. He's set for life.

Tuesday 03.06.08; 11:27:10

Ever since I met you you were someone I knew.

Thursday 29.05.08; 18:19:28

I went to the store to get more fire to start the war.

Sunday 25.05.08; 03:40:07

My conversation pumpkin is a timeless reminder of Sabo's intelligence. He C-L-A-M-P S-T-A-N-D it anymore. (He's tired of clamping on this floor, and he's clamped all of this before.)

Thursday 22.05.08; 23:53:21

They've got you running 'round in circles, but it's hip to be square. Tonight's special: paranoia with a side of dispair.

Thursday 22.05.08; 10:43:19

Remote control me left. Remote control me right.

Wednesday 09.04.08; 16:44:41

I was born in two hundred log cabins.

Thursday 03.04.08; 18:24:04

It's unkind but if I met you in a scissor fight I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone.

Thursday 27.03.08; 02:34:28

HEY MISTER - put a little mustard on that mustard.

Thursday 06.03.08; 08:58:17

In Soviet Russia, ibis feeds you!

Wednesday 27.02.08; 14:45:29

I had to use a pen today.

I don't think I like uni anymore.

Sunday 17.02.08; 22:30:23

Rainbow Coral says (10:28 PM):
yeah but i chose 2 words to describe you, and those words are the nature counter parts
why the hell would breezy and everyest describe you, you communist:@

Tuesday 05.02.08; 18:13:28

A few months back, I thought it would be amusing to enter my French friend Sebastien into a draw to win a free modelling portfolio (valued at some absurdly high price).

And, being clever and all, I managed to win it for him.

I think I'm funny.

Sunday 27.01.08; 18:00:27

I am completely covered in bruises, most the result of being bitten by Sabo. And yet, three days ago, they were complaining that it was a bad idea taking ME to a movie about eating people...

Monday 21.01.08; 20:54:10

No escaping gravity.

Sunday 20.01.08; 20:40:38

I never thought to congratulate Sebastien on here for getting Daniel Little drunk on his 18th and causing him to throw up the entire way down his staircase. Champion work.

Friday 18.01.08; 13:50:22

Being awake never felt like this before.

Thursday 17.01.08; 21:23:37

It's always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to have a big clam bake and cook him.

Saturday 12.01.08; 15:17:28

I got ham but I'm not a hamster.

Wednesday 09.01.08; 23:36:42

RAHHHH. :)

Tuesday 08.01.08; 00:01:27

I just found this on my old MSN space. In the first week of grade twelve, we had to "modernise" Shakespeare in English. Phillip and I didn't feel like doing it properly, and here was the result:

A modern version of Shakespeare's 'All the world's a stage'.
Golly! Born by a satchel, I make my entrance through the cannon's mouth of doom to the stage of the world.
Unwillingly, I creep like a snail to where I celebrate on a strange oath.
Oh deary me and I shall undertake tertiary education, til I wed my mistress whom I shall divorce, ever laughing about my superiority, with my fair round belly.
Then shall I board the public transport facilities, if only to hold up the line by searching my satchel for an extended period of time in search of my pensioners discount card, and travel metaphorically to my retirement village.
Only then do I dare leave this world.

Monday 07.01.08; 19:49:29

There were some things I wanted to get off my phone. Most of them went to the quotes page, or elsewhere. All that's left is this: Senor El Bassoso. The time Kurt wore a belt on his head and claimed it to be a ninja mask after several hours of drinking. And that evening at Joslen's when Sabo and I were the Jesuses of the party.

At last, they're gone. I am free.